Guide to generate excuses technical

This is a guide to generate excuses technical, is very useful for all those that we dedicated ourselves to computer science to respond the most feared question of our clients or heads: when you finish the project.

The operation is the following one: you choose a phrase of the first column you connect, it with that your you wish of second and you finish with another one of third, you will already see that with this insurance you make an impression to more than one

First column Second column Third column
As soon as we fix the dripping of resources of interface XML of directory LDAP
As soon as we complete the tests of the system of tails of the virtual machine Java
As soon as we have optimized the code of the entrance buffer of proxy inverse
They hardly fix bug to us of the request manager of the manager of clúster
When reliable the installation problem of the abatracción classes of broker of distributed objects
When averiguemos why the process falls of the sweepings collector of the presentation layer
When we have improved the yield of the new version of the certificate dispatcher
As soon as we complete the restoration of the cache of the data base
We hardly install the last patch of vesión customized of the safe servant
As soon as we finish the implementation of the product converter of the accelerator of transactions

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  1. Commented 30 June 2006 to the 7:42 | Permalink | To respond

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  2. Sergio
    Commented 30 June 2006 to the 10:33 | Permalink | To respond

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    Commented 30 June 2006 to the 15:48 | Permalink | To respond

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  4. andrea
    Commented 1 Julio 2006 to the 5:03 | Permalink | To respond

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  10. star
    Commented 8 January 2007 to the 20:57 | Permalink | To respond

    The program Windows Live Messenger 8,1 will begin to unload shortly
    If it does not begin to unload Windows Live Messenger 8,1 automatically it beats HERE

    The unloading of Windows Live Messenger 8,1 is being realised from an external liaison to Programas-GRATIS.net, and in spite of trying to maintain all the liaisons active, we cannot support its correct operation.

    If it finds some problem at the time of realising the unloading we requested to him that us of a WARNING and will try HERE to solve it. THANKS. That it is C. That it is the Object-oriented programming. The programming model Windows. The project concept (workspace). Possibilities of programming. Philosophy of work with the MFC. The basic classes for user interface. Basic classes of general intention. Management of messages of commandos of the menu. Objects able to manage messages of menu commando. Oriented classes to access with datos.ECTOS
    7. THE BOOKSTORE OF CLASSES MFC - INTRODUCCI? N
    7.1. Philosophy of work with the MFC
    7.2. The basic classes for user interface
    7.2.1. The CWinApp class
    7.2.2. The interface Document/Vista
    7.2.3. The basic window CWnd
    7.2.4. A main window - CFrameWnd
    7.2.5. The Vista classes
    7.3. Basic classes of general intention
    7.3.2. The CFile class
    7.3.3. The CTime class
    7.3.4. The CRect class
    8. TREATMENT OF THE MENU
    8.1. Management of messages of commandos of the menu
    8.2. Objects able to manage messages of menu commando
    9. GESTI? N OF DIALOGUES
    9.1. Creation of dialogues
    9.2. Treatment of the controls of dialogues
    9.3. Messages of commando of controls of dialogues
    9.4. Boot of dialogues
    9.5. A special dialogue - CPropertySheet
    10. INTERFACE MDI
    11. ORIENTED CLASSES TO ACCESS TO DATA BASES
    11.1. Treatment by means of ODBC
    11.2. Treatment by means of DAO
    11.3. The basic classes
    11.3.1. The CDatabase class
    11.3.2. The CRecordset class
    11.3.3. Recordsets parametrizados
    11.4. Handling of exceptions by means of CDBException

    INTRODUCCI? N - THAT IT IS VISUAL C?

    As we know, Windows is the most popular surroundings of graphical interface of user (GUI). From this point of view, Windows is surroundings multitask based on windows, that represent programs, and that concurrent execution allows

    PRELIMINARY CONCEPTS

    That it is C?

    As all we know, C is a high-level language, based on functions, that allow structured developments. Among others many characteristics contemplate the definition of structures of data, recursividad or indirecciones to data or code (sharpshooting)

    That it is the Object-oriented programming?

    The POO is a new philosophy of programming that is based on the use of objects. The objective of the POO is not but the goal of any model of structured programming conventional: to impose a series of development norms that assure and facilitate the mantenibilidad and reusabilidad of the code

    The programming model Windows

    The model of programming proposed by Windows is totally different from the model of sequential execution of TWO. To the being Windows surroundings multitask the programs must be preparations to share the resources of the machine (processor, memory, keyboard, mouse ý). This supposes that Windows has to have methods that allow to suspend tasks to activate others based on the circumstances of the moment (for example, by action of the user)

    3. THE SURROUNDINGS OF DEVELOPMENT - INTRODUCCI? N.

    The development surroundings come represented by the icon Developer Studio. In him the following tools are integrated among others:.

    The project concept (workspace)

    In Line of vision C the construction of any type of program register within the project concept (workspace). A project defines the steps to follow to reach the construction of an objective (a program, a DLL, etc.), in fact is an analogous concept to what is called makefile in other typical surroundings of development in C. In fact, Line of vision C generates for each project two files define that it, the file of workspace (with extension wsp) and makefile (with extension mak) standard that the use of the same project in another different surroundings would allow

    Possibilities of programming

    When a new project is created (from the New option of the menu File appears a dialogue that allows us to specify that workspace is created new), the first that it asks for system is to determine the type of objective that is persecuted with this project. To emphasize the following possibilities:.

    THE APPLICATION GENERATOR.

    We already know that Visual C, supported in the power of the MFC, is able to become an application generator. To it has two integrated tools complementary:

    CONSTRUCCI? N OF A APLICACI? BASIC N

    We will follow the following steps:

    To create a new project. From the menu File, in the New option

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