Surely to some of you something has passed them similar to these anecdotes, very graceful all of them and very certain
- Case 1
- Computer science: What computer you have?
Friend: A white
Computer science: (Silence) - Case 2
- Friend: Hello. I cannot remove the diskette from the disquetera.
Computer science: You have tried to push the button?
Friend: Yes, clearly, this like patch
Computer science: That does not sound well, I will take note
Friend: Not Delay It had not put the diskette This still in the table I feel it, thanks.
Computer science: (Silence) - Case 3
- Computer science: Beam click on the icon of `My PC', to the left of the screen.
Friend: Your left or my left?
Computer science: (Silence) - Case 4
- Computer science: Hello, in what I can ayudarte?
Friend: Hello, I cannot print.
Computer science: Please you click in beginning and
Friend: Listening, not empiezes with technicalities, I am not expert in computers Damn it is!
Computer science: (Silence) - Case 5
- Friend: Hello, good afternoon, I cannot print, attempt says whenever it is not printer . I have taken even the printer I have placed, it in front of the monitor but the computer still says that it cannot find it.
Computer science: (Silence) - Case 6
- Friend: I have problems to print in red
Computer science: You have a printer to color?
Friend: Aaaaaaaah . Thanks!
Computer science: (Silence) - Case 7
- Computer science: What you right now see in your monitor?
Amiga: Osito of peluche that my fianc2e bought to me.
Computer science: (Silence) - Case 8
- Computer science: Now, it presses F8.
Friend: He does not work.
Computer science: What exactly you did?
Friend: To press the F 8 times as you said to me, but does not happen anything.
Computer science: (Silence) - Case 9
- Friend: My keyboard does not want to work.
Computer science: You are sure that this connected?
Friend: I do not know it. I do not reach the part of back.
Computer science: it takes the keyboard, and dá ten steps backwards.
Friend: OK
Computer science: The keyboard follows with you?
Friend: Yes
Computer science: That means that the keyboard is not connected There is some other keyboard?
Friend: Yes, there is another one here. Huy, . This if it works!
Computer science: (Silence) - Case 10
- Computer science: Your password is `a' very small of scaffold, capital V of Victor, number 7
Friend: 7 in capital letter or small letter?
Computer science: (Silence) - Case 11
- Amiga: I cannot be connected to Internet, appears error of key
Computer science: You are sure that this using the correct password?
Friend: Yes, I am safe, I saw husband write it.
Computer science: You can say to me what was the password?
Friend: 5 asterisks.
Computer science: (Silence) - Case 12
- Friend: I have a serious problem. A friend put a screen protector to me, but whenever I move the mouse disappears .
Computer science: (Silence)
7 Commentaries (yours Adds)
Definitively that passes those cases, some are understood but others simply without commentaries, imagine once came a boy and I ask myself, excuses would want to send these two films by the mail (silence jejeje) and the best thing is to explain reasons and reasons to them.
jaja what certain is all this, still even calls excompañeros to me of work so that it helps them with problems with the computers of this company imagínate!
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Greetings, good blog!
muuy good that laughter
Greetings from SLP. That was looking for information on Finland I yesterday found your post that it speaks on that country and I have liked much.
Fíjate that sometimes I saw a site with similar jokes, goes one to you that I decide to me:
Friend speaks on the telephone with computer science because he knows compus and he says to him:
Friend: Hello Computer science, he hears I have a problem with my computer, am making a document in Word and is like joined.
Computer science: Ok, we are going to see; it closes all the open windows.
Friend: There is no open one.
Computer science: You are working with Word and you do not have open windows?
Friend: If, I am working with Word but I do not have open windows because I am in the cellar and the cellars do not have windows, that you do not know?
Computer science: Plop!
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